My name is L’il-One. Two and half and a genius already! I’m a big shot in a little squirt package. I’d already be the top banana, if it weren’t for…THE CRUMPETS, my FAMILY!
I should have been my parents’ one and only! But I’m not because they’re so disgustingly lovie-dovie. So gross… Acting like pink-nosed rabbits all the time, it’s no wonder I’m stuck in this cheesy sibling crowd. Our parents’ have been prolific! First, there’s my big brother Pfff who has but one idea in his fat, lazy, peach-fuzz brain: squatting MY mother’s tummy-hatch. No, way! That’s MY[...]